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Story Break is a weekly podcast from RocketJump where Will Campos, Matt Arnold, and Freddie Wong sit down in the RocketJump writer's room and attempt to "break" a story for a ridiculous concept, property, or idea that we in NO way have any rights to. Join us every week as we attempt to tackle everything from beloved video games to billion dollar franchises!

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    The Kool Aid Man | #65

    Oh yeah! Everyone's favorite sentient glass jug of refreshing high-fructose corn syrup soft drink gets his own movie! Oh yeahhh!

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    Rock, Paper, Scissors | #65

    We take the internationally beloved game of rock, paper, scissors and make a movie out of it!

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    Waluigi | #64

    Wahhh! It's Luigi's... brother? Alter ego? Frenemy? Wahhh!

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    Mission: Impossible 2: Two | #63

    Our mission: create the sequel that literally everyone wants and is constantly asking for both online and in real life for the last two decades: Mission: Impossible 7: The Sequel to the Best Mission: Impossible: Mission: Impossible 2.

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    Smokey Bear | #62

    We take on the USFS fire safety mascot Smokey Bear!

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    Guess Who? | #61

    We extract a beautiful, heartwarming story of love and loss out of a very boring board game.

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    Fortnite | #60

    We somehow make Fortnite make sense. It's amazing.

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    Creepy Crawlers | #59

    Betcha can't think about Creepy Crawlers without thinking about that song tho!

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    Nuclear Family | #58

    We draw from our list of ideas to break the story for an action thriller set... during MOVING DAY!

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    Laurel or Yanny | #57

    The thrilling YA feature film adaptation of the audio-based perceptual internet craze that's setting the internet ablaze! The first chapter of the Yanlaurel Saga.

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    Avengers: Infinity War 2 | #56

    Warning: Infinity War spoilers abound! But if you want to know how the next Avengers will end, look no further as we crack the story for Avengers: Infinity War 2! Marvel Babies! Maybe. We're working on that title still.

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    Mr. Clean | #55

    The feature film adaptation of Proctor and Gamble's beloved bald old clean man, Mr. Clean!

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    Ski Free | #54

    The feature film adaptation of the most terrifying snowsport survival horror game ever made

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    Space Mountain | #53

    This week the team breaks the story behind the best theme park attraction you'll never see: Space Mountain!

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    Nickelodeon GUTS | #51

    We kick off MaxFunDrive 2018 with an attempt to summit the Aggro Crag of story adaptations: Beloved 90s Nickelodeon game show GUTS!

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    Stretch Armstrong | #50

    The team attempts to break the story behind the incredible stretchy-man figure.

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    Kirby ft. Ashly Burch | #49

    This week the team is joined by voice-actress-extraordinaire Ashly Burch to break the story behind the everyone's favorite living vacuum cleaner, Kirby!

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    E.T. 2 - The Extra Tworestrial | #48

    The team starts with Steven Spielberg's scrapped E.T. 2 pitch and try to make a sequel out of everyone's favorite bicycle-flying alien.

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    Limo-scream | #47

    What happens when Buried meets Cabin in the Woods? This high-octane slasher film that takes place entirely in a limousine!

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    Stardew Valley: Monster Hunter | #46

    After getting a split-result on a poll, the team blends the story of two of today's hottest games: Stardew Valley and Monster Hunter: World!

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    The Surgeon's Baby Surgeon | #44

    In honor of Valentine's Day, the team takes a name from a list of computer-generated harlequin romance novel titles.

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    Mario | #43

    The team is joined by the creator of @SuperMarioFact, Alex Lemley, to break the potential story behind the upcoming Mario movie!

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    The SPLURGE | #42

    In honor of The Purge, the team attempts to break the story of THE SPLURGE! For 12 hours only, all shopping is FREE!

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    Duke Nukem | #41

    This week the team attempts to break the story of gaming's beefiest boy: Duke Nukem!

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    Chess | #40

    The team tackles the greatest board game that involves an 8x8 board and little horsies - Chess! Thanks to @ LordKyler and @thanksmitchell for sending this in!

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    Joe Camel | #39

    The team tries to break the story behind the controversial mascot of smoking: Joe Camel!

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    Sleighrunner | #36

    The team rolls the story cubes and must develop a story based on Christmas! Get ready for Sleighrunner (Bourne meets Jingle All The Way)!

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    Jurassic World 3 | #35

    This week the team is tasked with writing the third movie in the Jurassic World series!

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    Contra | #34

    This week the team attempts to break the story of the game that has been known to "break" lesser players.

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    Freddie's Dream | #33

    This week the team tries to break the story behind a dream Freddie had!

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    Burger King Kids Club | #32

    In honor of our start on Maximum Fun, the team attempts to break the story of the Burger King Kids Club!

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    Chuck E. Cheese | #31

    The team attempts to break the story of the legendary and slightly terrifying children's entertainer: Chuck E Cheese!

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    Aunt Beru: A Star Wars Story | #30

    The team deep dives on Aunt Beru (of Tatooine fame) and breaks a new feature-length film in the Star Wars universe!

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    Garlic Salt (Tis the Seasoning) | #29

    The team is tasked with breaking the story behind a random Wiki entry: 'garlic salt'. A spooky yet tasty romance ensues!

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    XCOM feat. Duncan Jones | #28

    The team joins forces with director Duncan Jones to break the story of the classic strategy game franchise: XCOM.

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    Vengeance Dad | #27

    Taken. The Foreigner. Nothing is scarier than a father wronged. The team attempts to break the story of a dad on a mission.

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    Teen Bond | #26

    You all know the story behind the debonair secret agent. Now feast your ears on his origin story!

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    Scholastic: Internet | #24

    Take a ride with us on our "future" keyboard as we take on the evil V.I.R.U.5!

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    Crazy Taxi | #23

    Come take a ride with us as the team tries to crack the twisty-turny story behind Crazy Taxi!

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    Steven King's I.T. | #22

    The team takes you behind the scenes of the 100% faithful adaptation of Steven King's I.T.

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    Flo from Progressive | #21

    The team attempts to break the story of the incredible insurance legend: Flo!

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    Galaxy Trucker | #20

    The team takes a crack at breaking the story for the intergalactic transport industry.

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    Where's Waldo | #19

    The team tackles one of the world's most important question: Where is Waldo?

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    Sonic | #18

    The team attempts to crack the story of everyone's "favorite" speedy hedgehog.

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    Wiki Roulette | #17

    The team selects random topics from the world's favorite wiki and combines them into a coming-of-age film!

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    Dirty Dan | #15

    The man. The myth. The legend. After weeks of suspense, the team finally unboxes the story behind DIRTY DAN!

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    Magic: The Gathering | #14

    The team sits down with the brother-extraordinaire, Jimmy Wong, to break the story behind Magic: The Gathering.

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    Catan | #13

    The team breaks the story around a beloved board game series. You won't believe what happens next!

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    Story Cubes | #12

    The team rolls the dice and gets to work breaking a story based on the results!

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    ARMS | #11

    We play ARMS for the first time and try to break it's story using the "rich" lore provided by Nintendo!

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    Metroid | #10

    We try to crack the story of the newly announced Metroid game!

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    Love Love | #9

    The challenge: crack a story that's trending on Twitter. You won't believe what happens next!

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    Fast Forever | #8

    We give our pitch is for Fast & The Furious 10: Fast Forever!

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    The Boss Baby | #7

    We give our hot take on what we believe The Boss Baby is about based on just the name and the trailers.

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    Monopoly | #5

    We tackle a feature film based on Hasbro's Monopoly, the beloved board game that nobody ever plays right.

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    Jumper | #3

    Where we attempt to crack a story for Jumper, a movie from 2008 about a teleporting teen.

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    The Jar Jar Binks Movie | #2

    Where we single-handedly turn one of Star Wars' most hated characters into the greatest hero who's ever lived a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

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    The Legend of Zelda | #1

    Where we finally answer what a show based on Nintendo's classic The Legend of Zelda might look like.

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